She is in my trunk
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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