Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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