It's Friday. Sex?
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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