Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
pop tarts are not kleenex
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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