Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
