seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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