3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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