just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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