we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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