dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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