all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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