Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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