Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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