I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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