Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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