I think I am morally bankrupt
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
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McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Do plants get herpes?
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