you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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