You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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