Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
