brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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