Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..

(720): View more from Colorado

yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures

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(916): View more from California

do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?

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(517): View more from Michigan

the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.

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(941): View more from Florida

well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.

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(818): View more from California

I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.

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(631): View more from New York

I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill

(1-631): View more from New York

omg. that's awesome

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.

(575): View more from New Mexico

Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.

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(914): View more from New York

so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life

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