I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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