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• (425): View more from Washington

  he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes

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• (281): View more from Texas

  She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out

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  23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.

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• (607): View more from New York

  It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.

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