Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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