their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She announced her abortion via fbk
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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