I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
