I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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