I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.