party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i drank out of a bidet.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places