Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.