just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
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Goodbee
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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