yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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