is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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