What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm bleeding and have questions
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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