hotel room ftw
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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