I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Randomize
