Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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