Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Randomize
