just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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