dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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