i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just cropdusted the office
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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