SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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