just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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