Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
worst night to have a conscience
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Who died my cat blue again?
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