I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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