I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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