im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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