What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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