Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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