She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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