Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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