You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"