I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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