I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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