So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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