I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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