well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
So apparently I’m into choking now
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